me drinking liquor

• *sittin down drinking*
• me: this shit weak. I ain't even drunk.
• *stands up*
• me: help

brainstatic:

Dear Diary,

I started going on tumblr again after several days with little activity. There is a frog on a unicycle now. He is not the smiling frog or the frog sipping tea. He is a new frog. Every day is a new gift.

(via outta-thiswrld)